Self-Important Jerk Builds House in front of Every Montana Peak
Sieverts' latest mansion sits directly in front of Elephant-
head Mountain outside of Livingston.
Area Man Says Quest to Build Homes Soothes Ego and Extends Penis
(KB) BILLINGS, MT - With land prices at a ten-year low, Alan Sieverts has been buying up scenic lots across the state in an on-going effort to build a giant home on each vista for all passers-by to see.
"I grew up in a middle-class suburban area where every home kind of looked the same," he says. "What I'm trying to do here is build several homes in front of several different Montana peaks to emphasize my wealth over others'."
Sieverts arrived in Montana in 2007, shortly after selling off his marketing company in San Francisco for around seven gazillion dollars. He came to Montana because he'd seen the state's vast, sweeping scenery in his favorite movie, The Horse Ejaculator.