Saturday, December 15, 2012


Post School Massacre, Americans Still Blame Islamic Boogeyman 
Domestic Terrorism not a Concern for War on Terror

(KB) Hartford - As the nation mourns from coast to coast - following two unrelated outbreaks of gun violence taking thirty lives - people are asking why, again, for the fortieth time in a decade.  Despite massive unconstitutional efforts such as the Patriot Act and the Homeland Security Department to tap phones, arrest tanned people and molest everyone at the airport, violence continues to ravage the country, month by month, year by year.  
"This isn't terrorism," says bureaucrat Finny McFlourideface.  "Terrorism is the product of third world evil-doing towel-heads, who take control of an aircraft of some sort.  What we saw today was simply a young man exercising his second amendment rights in order to murder 27 people. What's so wrong about that?"