After a Litany Questionable Calls on the Field, Team Discovers That Coach is Deep in the Throes of Bieber Fever
(KB) GREEN BAY - It was another crushing loss for the Vikings last night at Lambeau Field, putting up only 7 points to the Packers' 114. Despite the team's mounting problems of ineptitude on both sides of the ball, laziness, penalty infractions, their very future in question and the arrest of seven of it's players for being degenerate neanderthals, an even newer concern arose on the sidelines last night in Green Bay: Head Coach Leslie Frazier's headset is not linked to his coaching network, but in fact a live stream of Justin Bieber.
"When he told me we were gonna punt the ball in the last 20 seconds of the first half, I just knew his head was in the clouds again," says quarterback Christian Ponder. "I mean, punt the ball with 20 seconds left? Are you fucking stupid?"
He's stupid alright, Christian. Crazy stupid for boy-wonder shiny pants.
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